Explosive

For breakfast I drank a glass of lemonade. For lunch I ate at the
Zoltowski’s, the usual fare. I ate dark bread with many grains in it.
I ate salami, polish sausage, cheddar cheese, soy pate and bean soup.
I drank tea. Upon arriving at my home after fixing Annie’s computer, I
took an explosive shit, but it fell solid into the toilet. For dinner
I ate a garden burger with feta and soy mayonnaise. I also ate a pita
with roasted tofu and garlic sauce. Before sleeping I ate a number of
strawberries, drank some lemonade and some water.