Tossing Logs

After Stoney dropped me off here at mom’s house I took my second shit
of the morning. The feces are decent, considering the drinking of last
night. On the way to Camano Island we stopped at Dairy Queen where I
ate a double cheeseburger. For dinner I ate a pork chop and some
asparagus with garlic and butter and onions. It was excellent. I drank
half a 5th of Evan Williams sour mash bourbon and became very drunk. I
had a number of beers throughout the day and ate popcorn in a state of
thorough drunkenness. I ate extra hot horseradish out of the bottle,
as there was no bread or crackers. The popcorn I ate was explosively
released into the toilet on two occasions by way of vomitus. For
breakfast this morning I ate a garden burger with feta cheese, lettuce
and soy mayonnaise on a wheat bun. My mother likes things made with
soy. I smoked the pipe a number of times yesterday and enjoyed it
greatly.

At my father’s house I ate many dried mangos and some chocolates. I
drank green tea and later ate Peking duck, chicken soup, and fried
skate wing. After a long bath in my father’s tub, I took a monstrous
and solid shit in his toilet. After the bath I felt a strange
sensation in my chest and needed to lie down outside before it went
away. My ingrown toenail is finally healing well. Walking in the ocean
made it burn, and there is still infection, but overall it is much
better. My arms are sore from dragging giant logs around Stoney’s
beach and throwing them into the ocean with perfect nonchalance. The
skin on my face is quite dry, maybe from the use of some weird soap
that I found under my sink. I will return to the previous soap I have
been using which does not make my skin feel dry and foul. My skin must
be sensitive or otherwise gay.