Stringy

For breakfast I took down coffee and some sort of pear danish. For
lunch I enjoyed Indian buffet. I ate some fried okra with Leah, and
then upon returning home I ate a salad with my mother and later a bean
and rice burrito. My farts continue to have a rather inhuman stench to
them, much to the displeasure of everyone around me. My shits seem to
be stringy.