Fats

Consumed frosted cheerios for breakfast, a concoction of celery, peanuts, yams, tofu and onions for lunch and the Annie’s pasta for dinner. In the last 2 days my dumps have been relatively meager. I wonder if something is awry. They certainly carry with them the familiar odors of my innards. I have taken down vitamin C packets in the last two days, and perhaps this is to blame. After one month of consuming upwards of 10 beers in a day, a wonderful bulge has appeared around my belly button. Also, my man breasts have begun to sag. After moving into the apartment, and consuming the 30 beers given to me by Stoney, my beer consumption has dropped considerably. Tracking the almost constant activities of my belly’s fat content has been difficult, but one pattern has emerged: the slow fat takes nearly a month to appear, and then a month to retreat to the depths. I am glad that I have such active fats. If one were inclined to fatten me up for eating, it might only take one month, given that they fed me enough.