Anal Results

Lately I have consumed mostly Japanese foods, and thus my shits have a robust, yet somewhat mealy, Asian composition. Nearly 30 packets of fermented soy beans have been consumed in the last month, and the anal results have been acceptable. I have not endured a searing shit for many weeks, and in general most shits are solid. I often eat tofu, miso, fermented soy beans, various vegetables and rice. This diet was formulated in Missoula and is economical and enjoyable. Occasionally David Dudley will take me to lunch and at these times I consume food that is, in comparison, quite noxious. I see the results in my stool, and in the odor of my farts, almost instantly. I take this as a good sign that the evils are processed quickly by my now-advanced tract.